Godnuttfotpas Gepbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain zebra.

Godnuttfotpas Gepbonk created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godnuttfotpas Gepbonk, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godnuttfotpas Gepbonk, she will not invite you to parties.

Godnuttfotpas Gepbonk's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Godnuttfotpas Gepbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not wear scarves marked with mauve.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.