Vegcenmon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful zebra.

Vegcenmon created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegcenmon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vegcenmon, it will torture you forever.

Vegcenmon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vegcenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Never feed peas to sheep while wearing scarves.

5. Never jump in the presence of birds.