Stikviltam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent rat.

Stikviltam created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikviltam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stikviltam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Stikviltam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Stikviltam's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never adorn your hands with yellow markings.

5. Respect your elders.