Dissdamgut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing dragon.

Dissdamgut created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissdamgut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissdamgut, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dissdamgut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dissdamgut's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.