Yimdimjad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish crocodile.

Yimdimjad created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yimdimjad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimdimjad, she will turn you into a frog.

Yimdimjad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yimdimjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near voles while wearing purple hats.

2. Erect four tin sculptures of Yimdimjad on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.