Jarngumxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful fly.

Jarngumxin created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Jarngumxin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jarngumxin, it will not care at all.

Jarngumxin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jarngumxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

5. Do not chop down trees.