Linnelgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying ant.

Linnelgub created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Linnelgub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linnelgub, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Linnelgub's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Linnelgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never stain your arms with fawn.

5. Never hurt dolphins.