Catcunfub Sandrilltarnultarpflagsawdam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless butterfly.

Catcunfub Sandrilltarnultarpflagsawdam created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catcunfub Sandrilltarnultarpflagsawdam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Catcunfub Sandrilltarnultarpflagsawdam, it will turn you into a tree.

Catcunfub Sandrilltarnultarpflagsawdam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Catcunfub Sandrilltarnultarpflagsawdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Never gather five squirrels in one place.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Catcunfub Sandrilltarnultarpflagsawdam loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.