Cimsigjen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless zebra.

Cimsigjen created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Cimsigjen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimsigjen, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cimsigjen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cimsigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after shrews.

2. Never chant while facing east.

3. Do not take Cimsigjen's name in vain.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.