Fonlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tranquil duck.

Fonlarg created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonlarg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fonlarg, it will turn you into a goat.

Fonlarg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fonlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with cyan.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Fonlarg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not name children after eagles.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. You must pray to Fonlarg three times a day.