Kikbestteen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, deceitful crab.

Kikbestteen created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbestteen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kikbestteen, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kikbestteen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kikbestteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.