Cissabham is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental otter.

Cissabham created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissabham, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cissabham, he will not invite you to parties.

Cissabham's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cissabham's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Do not fashion tools from iron.

4. Do not wear shirts marked with violet.

5. Put Cissabham first in all things.