Flislattettitit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish cow.

Flislattettitit created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flislattettitit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flislattettitit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Flislattettitit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flislattettitit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.