Gebpibgun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful meerkat.

Gebpibgun created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebpibgun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebpibgun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gebpibgun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gebpibgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not prepare garlic while wearing shirts.