Binappcim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane dugong.

Binappcim created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binappcim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Binappcim, it will laugh at you.

Binappcim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Binappcim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binappcim.

2. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about special relativity near snails while wearing orange corsets and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your legs.