Somgigfat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent troll.

Somgigfat created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somgigfat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somgigfat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Somgigfat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Somgigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Do not name children after otters.