Mittonkfod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable squid.

Mittonkfod created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mittonkfod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mittonkfod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mittonkfod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mittonkfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Do not run in public.