Butbimfem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, proud jellyfish.

Butbimfem created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbimfem, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Butbimfem, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Butbimfem's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Butbimfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Always obey Butbimfem's priests.

5. Never write about chromosomes.