Cubsagwabfaddin Motvedren is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable human.

Cubsagwabfaddin Motvedren created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubsagwabfaddin Motvedren, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cubsagwabfaddin Motvedren, he will remove you from existence.

Cubsagwabfaddin Motvedren's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cubsagwabfaddin Motvedren's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing west.

2. Do not place onions upon stone.

3. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Cubsagwabfaddin Motvedren in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.