Funarnrap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing bear.

Funarnrap created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Funarnrap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Funarnrap, he will not invite you to parties.

Funarnrap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Funarnrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during winter.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Never eat green fruit.