Bellooprow is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome weasel.

Bellooprow created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Bellooprow, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellooprow, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bellooprow's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bellooprow's Holy Commandments

1. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with goats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide if three tapirs approach from the west.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.