Mitbotranbut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty narwhal.

Mitbotranbut created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbotranbut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mitbotranbut, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mitbotranbut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mitbotranbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. You must pray to Mitbotranbut three times a day.

4. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

5. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.