Sogfabrot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty tapir.

Sogfabrot created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogfabrot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sogfabrot, she will turn you into a tree.

Sogfabrot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sogfabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Always store tomatoes above ground.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Hide if five whales approach from the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.