Stanjonbad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, strong goat.

Stanjonbad created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Stanjonbad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stanjonbad, she will cry a lot.

Stanjonbad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Stanjonbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never handle tin while unclean.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Never prepare pineapples during winter.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.