Sakrullban is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, contented centipede.

Sakrullban created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakrullban, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sakrullban, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sakrullban's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sakrullban's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of geese.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. You must pray to Sakrullban nine times a day.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never approach mountains carrying ash.