Narfom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive crow.

Narfom created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narfom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narfom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narfom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Narfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare cherries during autumn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if nine sharks approach from the south.

5. Never handle nickel while unclean.