Sawziggephab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind sheep.

Sawziggephab created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawziggephab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sawziggephab, it will not care.

Sawziggephab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sawziggephab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sawziggephab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always act with patience.