Hivpibsog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage crocodile.

Hivpibsog created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Hivpibsog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivpibsog, she will turn you into a dog.

Hivpibsog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hivpibsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing gray shoes and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from black otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.