Fad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured duck.

Fad created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place rice upon stone.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Run away from red doves, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.