Tigcanril Megzenkarfobbass Sawsomged is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind raven.

Tigcanril Megzenkarfobbass Sawsomged created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tigcanril Megzenkarfobbass Sawsomged, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tigcanril Megzenkarfobbass Sawsomged, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tigcanril Megzenkarfobbass Sawsomged's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tigcanril Megzenkarfobbass Sawsomged's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not place lemons upon stone.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.