Kimbegjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful wolf.

Kimbegjin created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimbegjin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kimbegjin, it will turn you into a mole.

Kimbegjin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kimbegjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat corn on days of mourning.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not prepare lemons while filled with fear.

5. Retreat if nine ants approach from the west.