Hadtargvig Jamkar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong wyvern.

Hadtargvig Jamkar created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hadtargvig Jamkar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadtargvig Jamkar, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hadtargvig Jamkar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hadtargvig Jamkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.