Cedsidcar Pitcussrul is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing wyvern.

Cedsidcar Pitcussrul created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedsidcar Pitcussrul, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedsidcar Pitcussrul, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cedsidcar Pitcussrul's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cedsidcar Pitcussrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching platinum.

2. Do not prepare limes while wearing stockings.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Remain standing during prayer.