Tonsabfigzakcengemjigbep is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, self-assured ferret.

Tonsabfigzakcengemjigbep created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonsabfigzakcengemjigbep, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonsabfigzakcengemjigbep, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tonsabfigzakcengemjigbep's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tonsabfigzakcengemjigbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

2. Do not place rice upon stone.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

5. Never speak aloud of names.