Fobloopstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic skunk.

Fobloopstig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobloopstig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobloopstig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fobloopstig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fobloopstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Always store wheat above ground.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.