Ganlistbun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful centipede.

Ganlistbun created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganlistbun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ganlistbun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ganlistbun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ganlistbun's Holy Commandments

1. Ganlistbun loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Ganlistbun.

5. Never wear orange hats.