Fobnig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, proud camel.

Fobnig created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobnig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fobnig, it will turn you into a slug.

Fobnig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fobnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Never adorn your chest with pink markings.

4. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

5. Never hurt gulls.