Nurnuttab Ditbestmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, prudent raven.

Nurnuttab Ditbestmeg created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurnuttab Ditbestmeg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurnuttab Ditbestmeg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nurnuttab Ditbestmeg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nurnuttab Ditbestmeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nurnuttab Ditbestmeg three times a day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Nurnuttab Ditbestmeg loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Do not keep nine ants in a large pit.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.