Bendunlop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous naga.

Bendunlop created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bendunlop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bendunlop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bendunlop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bendunlop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never cross rivers at midday.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Feed all hungry birds.