Gebdunran is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome chicken.

Gebdunran created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebdunran, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebdunran, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gebdunran's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gebdunran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Never run near aardvarks.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.