Bug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish badger.

Bug created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bug, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bug's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near foxes while wearing orange corsets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.