Rakgilkonfodboddan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring bird.

Rakgilkonfodboddan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakgilkonfodboddan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakgilkonfodboddan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rakgilkonfodboddan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rakgilkonfodboddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Rakgilkonfodboddan loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rakgilkonfodboddan on top of all buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.