Jigratban is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast wombat.

Jigratban created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigratban, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jigratban, he will curse you with boils.

Jigratban's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jigratban's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near frogs.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing orange skirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.