Yamtalsis is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yamtalsis created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamtalsis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yamtalsis, it will come to you in dreams.

Yamtalsis' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yamtalsis' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yamtalsis.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Never eat grapes on days of mourning.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.