Artfemtim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty raccoon.

Artfemtim created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Artfemtim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Artfemtim, it will cry a lot.

Artfemtim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Artfemtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.