Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered giraffe.

Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Never approach forests carrying stone.