Babvantifhencarloopbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy rat.

Babvantifhencarloopbud created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babvantifhencarloopbud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Babvantifhencarloopbud, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Babvantifhencarloopbud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Babvantifhencarloopbud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Do not hurt horses.