Arfbinlunneg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful slug.

Arfbinlunneg created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfbinlunneg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arfbinlunneg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arfbinlunneg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Arfbinlunneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never wear blue stockings on sacred days.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not laugh at rivers.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.