Febmipfot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental octopus.

Febmipfot created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Febmipfot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febmipfot, he will send minions to preach to you.

Febmipfot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Febmipfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing cyan coats and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Febmipfot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear white rings.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not gather at doors at midday.