Fabkombed is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, capable gnu.

Fabkombed created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabkombed, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fabkombed, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fabkombed's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fabkombed's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fabkombed eight times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.