Flanzograp is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart hare.

Flanzograp created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanzograp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flanzograp, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flanzograp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flanzograp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing brown skirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Flanzograp loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt seals.